April 27, 2009
As some of you may have noticed, there has been a massive skyrocketing increase in the number of page views we've been having. If you're curious and are wondering how to get similar hits on your own website, then the answer is simple. Cheat. Piglet found a way to adjust the web counter. We don't have 50000 views. Just a little toggle. Country Wide Home Loans doesn't want you to know because he's "da man." And it's da duty of "da man" to repress the people. But as one, I believe we can unite and bring communism back, as well as disco, and probably several other small animals. Also many of you have probably come by reading about us in yahoo answers. What two of our biggest fans have done is go around yahoo answers and answer questions and put the website as the source. The next step...CHAIN MAIL! One of those post this website in five places or a massive piece of cornetto will fall on you. DO IT!
Also in an attempt to get sued for sexism I leave you with the following quote:
When man makes a mistake he calls it inevitable, when God makes a mistake he calls it WOMAN!
-Yeo Chi Han
Posted by ooo. Posted In : ooo
April 26, 2009
What has happened? Okay, so Piglet wrote what he describes as the best chorus he has ever written for a song, attached to the angriest verse he's ever written. They're stringing up the music and we're about 5 songs in. For some reason he thinks people will listen to his crap, and for some insane reason choose to buy it. I'm not sure why. He tried to rent a bouncy castle this afternoon, it arrived in his L.A house, as well as several prostitutes. Conveniently forgetting he lives in Melbo... Continue reading...
Posted by Matt Wilson. Posted In : Matt Wilson
April 16, 2009
So we've lost access to critterrecords@gmail.com, SOMEONE has forgotten the password, considering how we haven't used it for a month that's fine, we'll be making a new one soon, a better one, with PORN, and BOOZE. Until then, send all inquiries to 2lePlebs@gmail.com, your inquiries will not be looked at Continue reading...
Posted by Matt Wilson.
April 16, 2009
Oi hav wetuwned fwum moi unhoily wacation. Bringing with me the rest of the band. Unfortunately. Music is finally getting underway and we have two songs, fan-bloody-tastic! I wish there was a smiley that suggested maniac despair but oh well. Attempts at getting Bidwell to write have proven negligable, oh well. It appears that he has grown lazy and despairing with life, or at the very least this site, and our sideshow attraction that we were counting on for an insane number of hits has..... Continue reading...
Posted by Matt Wilson. Posted In : Piglet
March 8, 2009
It's 3pm, the light hits everything just right, the wind is beyond perfection and I'm listening to Breathe by angels and airwaves. Everything is smooth...I've been spamming the G chord on my guitar for the past four minutes, greatest chord in the world....We have confirmation on a June-July recording date provided we can book a studio and run it. We probably won't be able to but still....Dinkley took a drive to a distant universe that has nine moons, endless space in the sky, and flashes of... Continue reading...
Posted by Country Wide Home Loans. Posted In : Country Wide Home Loans
March 4, 2009
I was trying to upload concept sketches of the band as they did their thing, mainly getting stoned on the most bizarre range of objects in an insane attempt to dodge the law. The things that have gone up Piglet's nose are no longer as bizarre of the stuff that has come out of it. But the only camera available to do the thing is built into some sort of telecommunications device, and quality is lacking. Oh woe is me. But I did find a piece of pickled mayonnaise under the sofa and it felt go... Continue reading...
Posted by the Joey. Posted In : the Joey
March 2, 2009
I don't think anyone's reading this blog...YET!!!! But as I normally talk to myself, it's good to pretend. I just got back from the dentist, was not impressed with the way he left the room right before taking an x-ray of my teeth. Possible radiation that might turn me part spider? Have written a bunch of songs, mainly about things that rhyme with "seaboat." Am considering Black Sabbath as the new version of Tiny Tim. Indeed.I have also figured out that I am the only one in possession of... Continue reading...
Posted by the Piglet. Posted In : Piglet
March 2, 2009
Okay we're all back together, Matt got a little scared but everything's good now. Turns out the thing we found is some sort of creature that sits around a lot and groans. We don't think it's harmful, but we've tasered it into a corner. We have named it...Bidwell. We think it's a writer of some sort, so naturally Piglet (lyricist and baseball bat player), is furious. He has begun the process of attempting to eat his own spleen, and we're trying to calm him down. We think we're successful... Continue reading...
Posted by the Band. Posted In : the Band
March 2, 2009
I've lost track of the band, I think it's trying to hunt us down one by one, but it won't get me, I've managed to build a bonfire out of my clothes and some lettuce I've found, it should keep the THING at bay, for now... Continue reading...
Posted by Piglet. Posted In : Piglet
March 2, 2009
Okay, don't be alarm'd, but we came across something while traversing the realms of middle earth, and it followed us home. In the mean time we're trapped in a tower without power on an escape route, and it's hunting us. More to follow, if we're lucky.... Continue reading...
Posted by the Band. Posted In : the Band
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