As some of you may have noticed, there has been a massive skyrocketing increase in the number of page views we've been having.  If you're curious and are wondering how to get similar hits on your own website, then the answer is simple.  Cheat.  Piglet found a way to adjust the web counter.  We don't have 50000 views.  Just a little toggle.  Country Wide Home Loans doesn't want you to know because he's "da man."  And it's da duty of "da man" to repress the people.  But as one, I believe we can unite and bring communism back, as well as disco, and probably several other small animals.  Also many of you have probably come by reading about us in yahoo answers.  What two of our biggest fans have done is go around yahoo answers and answer questions and put the website as the source.  The next step...CHAIN MAIL!  One of those post this website in five places or a massive piece of cornetto will fall on you.  DO IT!

Also in an attempt to get sued for sexism I leave you with the following quote:
When man makes a mistake he calls it inevitable, when God makes a mistake he calls it WOMAN!
-Yeo Chi Han