Okay we're all back together, Matt got a little scared but everything's good now. Turns out the thing we found is some sort of creature that sits around a lot and groans. We don't think it's harmful, but we've tasered it into a corner. We have named it...Bidwell. We think it's a writer of some sort, so naturally Piglet (lyricist and baseball bat player), is furious. He has begun the process of attempting to eat his own spleen, and we're trying to calm him down. We think we're successful as he and Bidwell have started writing a tandem story, promised to be of epic proportions. If he sticks around we may post some of the fan fics Bidwell has scribbled on the walls, only if we can decipher satanic runes though....
In : the Band