March 5, 2009
Translator up and running again... well... up and oozing, he's now a pile of pre-digested, obscure-language-translating sludge. Good ol' satanic script writing... writer; Bidwell is marginally more understandable. First thing he actually had to say to anyone was how bad the translator tasted (hence the puke that is now 'translator'). From what is decipherable, he's not really from Middle Earth and no one can get a straight answer out of him as to where he actually came from. As far as anyone can tell he jumps dimensions, and then writes stories in some creatures blood, mostly in diabolic script, crossing the universes over. Really freaky shit what shows up on that corner of his. We've had to censor most of it off and are currently trying to come to a compromise with him, have to let you know how that goes in the future. Did I mention what he wrote was 'really freaky shit'?
Posted by Matt Wilson.
March 3, 2009
Okay, so we finally got a translator in, he only got three stories translated before Bidwell devoured him, one was just the numerals 666 inscribed in what we think is blood, and the other is the recipie for lamb stew. Piglet and ooo are working on a spell to bring the translator life, but that doesn't look like it's happening anytime soon, partially because ooo insists on poking the remains with a stick for the next 4 weeks, so we'll see if we can get anyone in. But here it is Bidwell's cor...
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