Blurgghh

Hey guys, guess what, Matt tried to escape again, he is currently tied down to a chair listening to the Piglet's rendition of America by Nick Diamond.  Serious doubts are happening in the band, a mere 4 hours after the website went up, namely  where the nacho's are.  The Doctor has engaged Country in what has been called by sports casters, the biggest lightsaber battle since the last lightsaber battle these guys were involved in over twenty minutes ago, about the location of the nachos.  It is very likely that Country has devoured it.  This has been posted by me, Joey, a fanboy who has accessed the bands, e-mail addresses bank account details, and credit card numbers so I can make more realistic models of them.  Since the band members don't SEEM to mind me stalking them, too preoccupied with saving the world from Mister X and his newest creation of karate strippers, to tell me off.  I heartily reccomend that everyone become fans of this band as well, and show your appreciation by sending lewd photos of beautiful women to people near you.